Totally absurd products

Middle 2


                                         Speak and Swing

It uses voice recognition technology so you can verbally choose your next club. That's right you simply speak to your golf bag and the club you want pops out.

                                           Safety Poncho

Flying is one of the safest forms of transportation in the 21st century, but our inventor would like to make it even safer.  He says that many airline injuries occur during aircraft taxiing, take-off and turbulence.  His solution?  The Safety Poncho, so that everyone can now have their own personal airbag.  In use, it slips over your head and is self-inflating using a tiny compressed air canister.  We like this idea if our plane is headed for a crash landing, but since taxiing takes place before you leave the runway and turbulence can hit unexpectedly at any time during your flight, that means to be safe, you have to blow up your bladder bag before beginning departure.